It's True that You're as Old as You Feel But...

It's true that you're as old as you feel, but you also are only as mature as you really are. I don't know what anyone else thinks, but I find it extremely abnormal for a man who is almost 50 years old to stay up late partying five or six nights a week with his grown children and their friends. Who does that?? Seriously, I can't wait to get a place of my own.

I discovered recently that I really do prefer men...not [men who act like] boys.