Why do people tell others on FB and Twitter that they are driving, eating, taking a dump, or masturbating? Some things are better left not known to the world. For one thing, maybe police are on your Twitter list and you could get in trouble for driving while using a cell phone. 

Life is too short to not take risks. I have no regrets, except for the criticism from friends, family, and colleagues.

I must have spent at least a third of my life depressed. That's depressing.

I'd like to be able to have material things on this earth. After all, this is the only place you can have them.

Whoever said money cannot buy happiness is right, but I sure am happy when I can pay my bills!

What my counselor couldn't do for me alcohol could.

One time my dad said, “You're doing a lot better now.” I answered, “Yeah, it's only 'cause I got drunk a few times!”

The "Do a Barrel Roll" Stunt Seems to Work Only in Google

Did you hear of what happens when you type "do a barrel roll" in the Google Search Engine? It's funny. You should try it. Doesn't work in other search engines though so far I tried Yahoo, Bing, and Dogpile. LOL


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This is referring to what happens when you type "do a barrel roll" in the Google Search Engine...

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‘Do a Barrel Roll,’ Says Google - ABC News

This was the funniest stunt Google has ever pulled. I'm glad the owners of this search engine have a sense of humor. We all need a break from the daily grind. You should try this yourself. It involves typing "do a barrel roll" in the Google search engine and seeing what happens.

This is freaking hilarious and one of the most memorable news posts I have been proud to pass around. This makes life worth living. It really does. LOL

‘Do a Barrel Roll,’ Says Google - ABC News:

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Life is too short to worry about money-unless you don't have any.

Thank God for nightmares, because at least I can wake up from them and they are not half as bad as my real life is sometimes. LOL

I stopped believing in prince charming at approximately age seven and a half. 

All that teaching about how not to drive men away really paid off. Now if I want to get rid of them I will do exactly the opposite of what I learned, and I have done that!